Yesterday, Senator and teetotaling Mormon Bishop Mike Crapo (R-North Zion) was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. While it is not known where he imbibed strong drink, it is certain that he would not have gotten so shitfaced if everyone else at the party or bar had been armed with their own bottle of scotch.
Thankfully, former Senator Larry Craig quickly assured anxious Idahoans that Sen. Crapo is not a homosexual.
But what would prompt a Mormon bishop to turn to alcohol? I believe The Thinking Housewife's Henry McCulloch has the answer: femunism:
Not content to destroy the armed forces of every Western nation, subvert all of the churches in every Western nation, shut down worthy boys’ and mens’ sports teams nationwide, and distort news reporting and entertainment everywhere by imposing their bizarre worldview and slate of grievances, feminists now train their sights on one of the few remaining institutions in the West that so far had seemed free of their depradations: the Church of Latter-Day Saints.
As The New York Times reports, Mormon women of the feminist persuasion are expressing their desire to change their church to be more accommodating of women by wearing pants to church.