Some Lesbianesian woman: Please hold for a brief, personal message from President Obama.
Barack Obama, Kenyan Antichrist: I think same sex couples should be able to get married. I hesitated on gay marriage, because I thought civil unions would be sufficient, but when I think about members of my own staff who are in same-sex relationships, who are raising kids together.
You know, Malia and Sasha, they've got friends who are same-sex couples. It wouldn't dawn on them that, somehow, their friends parents would be treated differently. And, frankly, that's the kind of thing that prompts a change of perspective.
When we think about our faith, it's also the Golden Rule. I figure the more consistent I can be, the better I'll be as a dad and a husband, and hopefully I'll be better as a president.
Lesbianesian woman again: Please approve Referendum 74 and mail your ballot by November 6th. Paid for by Washington United for Marriage.