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Tuesday, July 03, 2012

God Prompts Candidate to Fight Healthcarofascism during Sacrament Meeting

Posted by Anonymous
Last Sunday, UT House candidate Dan McCay was in church, reverently listening to Elder LaDell Holmgren's jeremiad against facial hair, R-rated movies, and caffeinated soft drinks when the thunderous voice of God spake these words unto him:
Removeth thine phone of intelligence from thine inside breast pocket. Taketh it in thine hand--yeah, even in thine right hand, and tweeteth this message of warning to my people: "Verily, the health care mandate is a wicked and sinful tax."
Brother McCay, being a righteous man, heeded God's words and tweeted this message to the people:



A tip o' the ol' helmet to Brother Eric.
at 12:54 AM

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