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Friday, June 08, 2012

Horndoggin' For Jesus

You may know Brian Presley as "Bidder" from Beverly Hills, 90210, "Jack Ramsey" from General Hospital, or as "Ed" from the movie, Borderland, but he's much more than just an actor, he's a husband, a father, and a soldier for Jesus.

Brian says that growing up in Oklahoma, "God truly was the focal point of my life." He attended church regularly and was a "huddle leader" for the local chapter of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes. After moving to Hollywood, Bryan decided to devote his life to Jesus' work by making "movies with good messages that would bless the entire family—something I felt was lacking in the film and TV world."

But Hollywood isn't a Godly place. Bryan started taking parts in secular films and television series. Before long, Satan, in the form of Ed Harris, tempted him with promises of fame. In return, Bryan would need only pollute his corporal temple with steroids and Five Wives Vodka (a beverage so wicked, it was banned in Idaho).

Bryan hit the 'roids and the booze with a vengeance. For a year or so, his testicles became so tiny and shriveled, he could have run for governor or been featured in a Terminator remake--that is, if he were ever sober enough to stand menacingly.

Eventually, his beautiful, loving wife, Erin, and even more importantly, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, rescued Bryan from his addictions and made him the quarterback in God's big game.

With Erin and Jesus' help, he created a Christ-based production company, and released his first gospel-oriented movie, Touchback, last month.

He is also very busy horndoggin' for Jesus:

Read the full exchange, here.

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