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And Now for Something Completely Different

I miss the old traditions we practiced where I grew up--like how we dealt with the Brethren when they grew too old to put on their mountain man outfits and shoot things. I guess Elder Orson has reached that stage. At least that's how Winnie reports it in my hometown paper:

Orson Poulsen gives a great, big thank you to Eli Anderson and Roland Bringhurst for their help in finishing the old time hearse he was restoring. After the men finished they took Orson out to a farewell breakfast.

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